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A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a
A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.  
sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"  
"I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating."
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."  
"Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left.  
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts.  
"I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating."  
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'"  
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."  
Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him.  
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"  
"Teacher, teacher! I got one!"  
"Go ahead, Billy."  
"My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."  
   
   
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in
the first place. :D:D:D:D
   
   
   
   
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Revision as of 08:19, February 21, 2007

A teacher asks her class of 3rd graders to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence. She calls on a small boy sitting in the front row. "I saw an air show. And it was very fascinating." "Good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" She then calls on a girl sitting off to the left. "I saw some monkeys. They were very fascinating." "Good, but I wanted you to use the world 'fascinate,' not 'fascinating.'" Billy's hand shoots up into the air and she calls on him. "Teacher, teacher! I got one!" "Go ahead, Billy." "My sister's shirt has ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fascinate."


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