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He laid her on the table so clean and bare
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A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.
After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?"
"Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities."
"That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts.
"Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked.
"Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer."
"Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
   
   
His forehead wet with beads of sweat.  
"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in
the first place. :D:D:D:D
   
   
He rubbed her here and rubbed her there
   
   
He touched her neck, felt her breast and caressed the rest
   
   
Drooling with anticipation felt her thigh, her slit was wet and the time was nigh.
   
   
The hole was wide and he looked inside
   
   
Carefully he managed her loins to spread, as he got ready to stuff the seasoned bread
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Revision as of 07:33, February 21, 2007

Hey discoursedb.org! A beautiful woman went to the gynecologist. The doctor took one look at the woman and all his professionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed. After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, "Do you know what I am doing?" "Yes," she replied, "You are checking for abrasions or dermatological abnormalities." "That's right," said the doctor. He then began to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I am doing now?" he asked. "Yes," she said, "You are checking for lumps which might indicate breast cancer." "Correct," replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, "Do you know what I am doing now?"

"Yes," she said, "You're getting herpes: which is why I came here in the first place. :D:D:D:D



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