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(The Teen Commandments)
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1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the
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water in the bowl.  
   
   
2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.  
1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.  
(why wait that long)
   
   
3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids.  
2. Thou shall not do drugs.  
You may need to stand on the lid.  
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
   
   
4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that
3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.  
come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.
(Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)
   
   
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and
4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.  
rinse".
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)
   
   
6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no
5. Thou shall not steal from your parents.  
people between the bathroom and the front door.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
   
   
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.  
6. Thou shall not get into fights.  
(Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)
   
   
8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and
7. Thou shall not skip class.
run outside where he will dry himself off.
(just take the whole day off)
   
   
9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.  
8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class.  
(Hooters pays more)
   
   
9. Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
   
   
10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)
   
   
   
   
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1. Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping. (why wait that long)

2. Thou shall not do drugs. (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)

3. Thou shall not steal from K-Mart. (Wal-Mart has a bigger selection)

4. Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism. (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5. Thou shall not steal from your parents. (everyone knows grandma has more money)

6. Thou shall not get into fights. (Cat fight anyhow...just start them.)

7. Thou shall not skip class. (just take the whole day off)

8. Thou shall not wear revealing clothes in class. (Hooters pays more)

9. Thou shall not think about having sex. (like Nike says, "just do it")

10. Thou shall not help old ladies across the street. (just leave 'em in the middle)


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